BBW's are relatively sedate animals that lounge mindlessly for extended periods of time in front of T.V.'s or slump vacuously in bed. In these immobile, solitary occupations the game animal feels safe and is therefore easily approached from either the rear or even the front. However, the extra fat on both the torso and the neck can make clean kills with sharp, penetrating instruments difficult and messy. Similarly, strangulation or snapping the prey's neck can be very challenging because of the extra fat that interferes with the killer's hold. At close range, therefore, the preferred method of kill is either a handgun shot to the heart (or head, if using low velocity rounds) or a long, thin knife that can penetrate to the heart. Slashing motions are generally ill-advised because they can seriously damage the carcass' appearance without even producing a kill. For longer range kills when the prey is grazing idly out of doors, arrows require great skill for accurate and deep penetration, whereas high-powered rifles deliver excellent results with fewer projectiles.

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Edited by Johan Schmidt, 1 year(s) ago

nice descriptions...lol

We are indeed sedate creatures. We are also easily lured by things that we have weaknesses for. Food being at the top so a good hunting groud would include fast food carry-out resturants where we frequent to eat far more calories then we should of fatty foods and sugar. This is of course why we are valued at meat 'beasts' to the hunter of flabby females who are in most cases morbidly obese. Enlarged fatty livers being one of the delicacies that are harvestred with great pride by the hunters of BBW (big breasted women usually up to 250#), BUW (big ugly woman usually up to 250#), SSBBW (supersized, big breasted women 250-400#), SSBUW (supersized, big ugly women 250-400#). Females of these sizes are surprisingly easy to find though getting one in the right circumstances for harvesting is where the hunter's cunning comes in. Female beasts over 400#, know as behemoths, though not rare are usually housebound, with extremely ,imited mobility. Harvesting one of these behemoths will require the hunter to have a reserve of strength or to hunt with a partner to share the physical work of butchering. Most hunters of these creatures prefer a night hunt catching the prey asleep. Nothing fancy about this as they are sound sleepers. Kills can be easily done with a hard direct stunning blow to the side of the head with a common hammer. This method allows the hunter and his assistant to butcher the beast alive which has it's own reward. .

This is Lena, a BUW (uglyfattius bovinia) on the smaller end of the scale (5'2, 200lbs). Like most cows, she is slow, docile, clumsy and low in intelligence, thus making her easy prey. She's not skittish and is very trusting. Hunters, who for some reason decided not to bag her, have been know to be able to walk right up to her and touch her. She's also been known to follow people home, where she'll stay until run off.

Hunters beware: The meat from BUW cows like Lena is of inferior quality, overly corrupted with fatty tissue. The meat market for a cow like Lena would end with cheap fast food burgers.

However, she can yield many other products, such as soap, candles, lard, moisturizer, cooking oil, industrial lubricants and cooking spray. Large bodies also yield plenty of leather.

Some high-end stores in New York City have been known to purchase BUW cow bones for $100 an ounce to make into jewelry and other decorative items.

Hunting beasts like Lena is pretty easy, as the creatures are dumb and slow. Some hunters have lured them with scent (a combination of pheromones extracted from the crotch of the males), others with money. Donuts and pizza work good too. Most, like Lena, are stupid and starved for male attention. A hunter pretty much has to just show up, and the BUW cows will come to him.

Method of execution varies from hunter to hunter. The less damage done to them, the more their hide and pelt (their hair makes excellent toilet brushes) will be worth. One swift blow to the head will bring them down. After that, the throat can be slit.

inferior meat or not I have a use for all of you Lena. My Asian clients prize occidental cow products. You look like a bar tramp so I'd look to pick you up at closing with a lure of a late night meal. Once I had you secure in my pick up we take a little side trip before heading for a pizza. You wouldn't be getting pizza however. I'd like to do as little damage as possible to your carcass and even to your head, though if there was to be a brutal end to you it would be with a a small hatchet to the back of your neck severing your spinal cord. But your so much a BUW I might try a genuine pneumatic cow killer (no country for old men). Air tank and hand held head bolt. Tight to you head (side or back) I push it tight to your greasy hair and pull the trigger. The bolt would deliver a killing blow cracking your skull and sending a sonice shock wave into your brain destroying it. There might be a dribble of blood from your nasal cavity but for the most part you just became a carcass rather then a living BUW. more to come...it's just the beginning in breaking you down for cash.